Disclaimer: I
have not attempted to generalize this statement towards all guys out there;
ofcourse, there is a good and bad side to everything. I might be outdated in writing this entry
because I am sure by now the internet has become far advanced, for such
incidents to take place in public. This
is all based on a true story, any resemblance to any characters living or dead
is mere fictional; please do not hold anything against me, as I will sort of
not care for it.
1) It
is not a dedication if the girl is forced to hear it. Allow me to elaborate: if a girl, by mistake
and yes I mean by mistake, walks into a Desi store to get something; it does
not mean the music should be played on high volume immediately. Girls care far less for these pathetic and so
called dedications.
2) If
the forced dedication is not a torture, playing the infamous romantic Indian
songs sure is. If by the luck of draw,
the song was actually the girl’s all time favorite; good job at forcing her to hate
it.
3) If
the favorite song point did not work in favor of the girl hating the song; the
singing and staring sure will. Even if
you think you are the future Mohammad Rafi, there is a very high chance of the
girl not agreeing to this blasphemy.
4) I
have never heard of a girl say: “oh my God, once he started playing the song; I
just fell for him right that instance” – so let me be very honest here, it does
NOT work. My humble advice would be to
just stop watching too many movies.
5) If
guys take it as not embarrassing, please keep in mind that it might be for the
girls. People all around sure notice
this pathetic attempt of self ridicule.
The song playing disease is not limited to Desi
stores; it happens on streets, in front of girl’s houses, in colleges and even
around the mall. My appeal to guys who
do this: Please find better ways to reach girls’ hearts, because this self pity
display will not do the trick.
.JPG)